Topics Begging Assault

• Balanced scorecards
  
• Stupid Metrics Tricks
  
• The Logo Police
  
• The Signature Police
  
• Managed desktops
  
• STAMP, WorkBench and the TPS reports
  
• Cheese
  
• The Myth of Decentralization
  and the corresponding Myth of Centralization
  
• When in doubt, re-org
  
• Process as Religion
  
• Swim lanes
  
• Value propositions
  
• The Happy Day Scenario
  
• Malicious Compliance
  
• AntiPatterns
  
• Alignment: Why align when you could synchronize or harmonize?
  
• Human Capital
  
• The George W. Bush School of Problem Management